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Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange..........orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he
said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call
your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out
and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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